Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 AM UTC

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

AI Lost Money. Surprise.
Original: Situational Awareness, star AI hedge fund that nearly imploded, now being probed by the SEC
TechCrunch 2h ago
Servers Demand Sacrifice.
Original: Data centers become "killer application" for new power transformer tech
Ars Technica 5h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Coles Blames Toys; Kids Now Officially Screwed.
Original: Australia news live: Coles blames competitor’s Ooshies for slowing sales; young people the first generation to earn less than their parents at same age
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories