Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 AM UTC

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Servers Hungry for More.
Original: Data centers become "killer application" for new power transformer tech
Ars Technica 4h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Art Flies West, Music Dies Quietly.
Original: Australia news live: WA to get Blue Poles in painting’s first interstate trip in two decades; Aria bans AI music from charts
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Philanthropy? Or just lonely?
Original: ‘My main goal is to help people’: I’m single, 74, with $10 million burning a hole in my pocket. What should I do?
MarketWatch 2h ago
Pop Stars Exorcise Capitalism.
Original: ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Criterion Collection Release Moved Up And Cover Art Revealed
Forbes Business 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories