Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 PM UTC

Sunday, August 23, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Democracy: Still a Show.
Original: Week in politics: primaries results, Iran pressure, Korean relations flip
NPR Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Retiring? Bless Your Hearts.
Original: We’re in our 50s and have $1.5 million in traditional 401(k)s. Is it too early to start Roth conversions?
MarketWatch 2h ago
Bonds Still Bad: Surprise!
Original: The Treasury’s bond-market intervention isn’t working. So what comes next?
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories