Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 AM UTC

Sunday, August 23, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

AI Now Smarter Than You. Shocking.
Original: Inherent, founded by DeepMind alumni, says its AI ‘teammate’ just outperformed Anthropic and OpenAI at replicating research
TechCrunch 9h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Sydney Runners Awarded Bavarian Memories.
Original: Australia news live: Sydney Marathon admits ‘unfortunate error’ as finisher’s medal depicts Munich stadium as highlight of course
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories

Money always wins.
Original: Nobody can stop Fury-Joshua from happening - Hearn
BBC Sport 5h ago