Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 AM UTC

Saturday, August 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Skin Deep Learning.
Original: Michael Polansky is training an AI model on skin that’s still alive
TechCrunch 5h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Ukraine: Another Tuesday.
Original: Russian strikes on Ukraine kill two, officials say, a day after deadly attack on mall
BBC World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Method Acting: Now With Extra Trauma.
Original: Emmy Nominee Patrick Ball on His Rollercoaster Journey to ‘The Pitt’ and How His Own Addiction Battle Has Informed His Performance
Hollywood Reporter 4h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories