Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 AM UTC

Saturday, August 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Skin Deep Learning.
Original: Michael Polansky is training an AI model on skin that’s still alive
TechCrunch 2h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Addiction: Now That’s Showbiz.
Original: Emmy Nominee Patrick Ball on His Rollercoaster Journey to ‘The Pitt’ and How His Own Addiction Battle Has Informed His Performance
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories