Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 AM UTC

Friday, August 21, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Cult Says No to Nazis; Russia Just Shrugs.
Original: Australia news live: Brethren church denies paying far-right activists; Russian dual citizen charged with alleged foreign interference
The Guardian World 1h ago
He Came Back For Souvenirs.
Original: Alleged rapist arrested after returning to Brisbane crime scene that night, police say
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Catfish Avoids Catch.
Original: Chris Hansen Didn’t Watch ‘Primetime’ Screening Because “A24 Wanted Me to Sign Away My Rights”
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories