Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 PM UTC

Thursday, August 20, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Borderline Collaboration.
Original: ICE and Iran worked together to deport Iranians from U.S., newly released emails show
PBS NewsHour Politics 4h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

White House Feels Pain—Finally.
Original: The rise in interest rates hit a ‘raw nerve’ at the White House. Bessent’s plan has analysts on edge.
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories