Original: Jill Stein, repeat Green Party candidate, faces assault charges in Missouri
Washington Post Politics
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Edition · 9:00 PM UTC
Tuesday, August 18, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump cast a mail ballot in Florida's primary despite spreading falsehoods about mail voting fraud
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: Politics drove antisemitism probes against Ivy League schools, DOJ whistleblower says
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Embattled Florida Republican Rep. Cory Mills fights to keep his House seat
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: Why is Trump threatening to bomb Oman?
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: DOJ’s probe into Andreessen Horowitz over board seats baffles VCs
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Squeeze More Juice Out of a Dead Battery!
Wired
1h ago
Original: TikTok explores peer-to-peer payments via DMs, report says
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: SteelSeries’ comfy wireless gaming headset is nearly half off
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Robin Williams’ Instagram account brought back to fight ‘AI abuse’
The Verge
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Russia reports Ukrainian drone strike near Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: ABC is ‘right to stand up to pressure tactics’ from Trump administration, say media advocacy organizations – US politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Jose Mourinho returns to Real Madrid in closed-door ceremony
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Disney and ABC sue Trump's media regulator to stop early licence renewal
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Liberia to take 1,200 deportees from the US
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Hidden Valley Ranch dressing may be a victim of this summer’s salad scare
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: After an Alzheimer’s diagnosis it’s not to late to get your finances in order
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘I’m running out of time’: I sold my $300,000 rental property at a $75,000 loss. Should I buy another one to avoid taxes?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: The Good, Bad And Ugly From The Packers’ 13th Training Camp Practice
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Here’s a ‘ridiculously cheap’ way to protect yourself against a stock-market selloff
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Paul M. Pollard, Who Handled a Camera on ‘Bound for Glory’ and ‘Heaven’s Gate,’ Dies at 84
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Robin Williams’ Kids Revive Instagram Account to Combat AI Slop: ‘As Technology Evolves, We Want This to be a Safe, Trusted Place’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Michael Latt Legacy Fund Sets Third Cohort of Leading With Love Grantees
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Bill Rasmussen Founded ESPN and Left a Year Later. It Was Long Enough to Change TV Forever
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Briarcliff Acquires North American Rights to ‘Ash and Crayons,’ Ukraine Doc From Oscar Nominee Evgeny Afineevsky (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Passan: Why Tommy John's legacy will forever live on across baseball
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Former world champion Dott goes on trial over child abuse allegations
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Serie A's Trepy out of coma after pool rescue
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Footy for Fido: Adidas drops dog kits for 2026-27
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Musiala collapses during match for second time in four-day period
BBC Sport
2h ago