Original: Planned Parenthood to spend more than $600,000 against Susan Collins in Maine
Washington Post Politics
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Tuesday, August 18, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Judge blocks Trump administration from moving FBI headquarters to DC office building
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump administration can’t scrap plan to move FBI headquarters to Md., judge rules
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Live Results: Wyoming midterm primaries
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Live Results: California special election to replace former Rep. Eric Swalwell
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Anthropic’s annualized revenue surges to $65B
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Reddit’s AI is turning posts into podcasts and short videos
The Verge
2h ago
Original: US vaccination rates fall again as exemptions continue to rise, CDC data shows
Ars Technica
3h ago
Original: What Is El Niño, and What Does It Mean for Weather, Water, and the Global Economy?
Wired
4h ago
Original: AI automation startup Relay shuts down, staff joins Google’s Chrome team
TechCrunch
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia politics live: independent Sophie Scamps delivers scathing criticism of ‘weak, piecemeal, pathetic’ gambling reforms as deal looms
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump says Kim Jong-un has responded to his overtures when asked about scaling back US drills with South Korea – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Torrential rains kill one in South Korea while Philippine capital battles major flooding
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Election denier Tina Peters to be hired as elections consultant in conservative California county
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Iran war live: Trump rejects MoU extension as US claims control of Hormuz
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Jeanie Buss’ Is Contesting Siblings’ Attempts To Sell Lakers’ Share
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Fifth Circuit Reverses Course On Limited Partner Self-Employment Tax Exception
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Why this popular Treasury-bond ETF is trading at its lowest since 2004
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: HBO’s ‘DTF St. Louis’: How Cinematographer James Whitaker Created The Visual Style
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Luigi Mangione's State Trial Postponed—Will His Double Jeopardy Strategy Work? Attorney Weighs In
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Details of Amazon’s ‘Melania’ Followup Begin to Emerge
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: David F. Sandberg to Direct Horror Movie ‘Mommy’s Home’ For Lionsgate
Variety
1h ago
Original: LISTEN: How Chris Carter Got a Second Shot at ‘The X-Files: I Want to Believe’ Film
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘The Drop’ Trailer Sees ‘Snowfall’ Characters Go After “New Gold Rush” of West Coast Rap
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘Furious’ Star Steve Way on the Beauty of ‘Disabled Love’ and the Difficulty of Navigating Hollywood Without a Team: ‘I Want an Agency to Whore Me Out’
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Which NFL teams are in the best shape for the next three seasons? 1-32 projections for 2027-29
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Kupp of Joe? Cooper opens coffee shop in Fayetteville, Arkansas
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Preseason AP poll reaction: What's next for each Top 25 team
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Mock draft: Puka Nacua, Jeremiyah Love drop due to recent news
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Karabell's 'Do Draft' list: Henry, Mahomes among undervalued players to pick
ESPN
2h ago