Original: Trump says White House needs ‘military complex’ as courts block his ballroom
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
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Sunday, August 16, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Blanche on whether DOJ will be independent: ‘I’m not going to pledge that’
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Republicans won the redistricting competition. Don't tell that to this California congressman
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: 'What are we going to do?' The mom of a trans teen grapples with Trump's Medicaid move
NPR Politics
8h ago
Original: In Florida, Congressman Byron Donalds' seat is up for grabs for Republicans
NPR Politics
8h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Amazon is trying to crush class-action suits before they get started
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Anthropic CEO says AI backlash is ‘fundamentally a crisis of trust’
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: TechCrunch Mobility: The shifting flight path of electric air taxis
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: ChatGPT’s Computer History tracks your clicks and keystrokes
The Verge
5h ago
Original: Rogue AI aren’t science fiction anymore
The Verge
8h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: One dead, homes swept away after Hurricane Lala lashes Hawaii
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Brazil’s Lula launches historic fourth term bid – but son of jailed Bolsonaro stands in his way
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: ‘It’s been very tough’: hope of progress in gruelling battle against south Wales wildfire
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Greek wildfire kills two people as aircraft deployed to blaze at Belgian nature reserve
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Russia says at least seven killed in largest Ukrainian attack of 2026
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: FC Barcelona Finally Seals Rodri Transfer After Manchester City Accept
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: The Good, Bad And Ugly From The Packers’ 12th Training Camp Practice
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ Tops $2 Billion On Record Third Weekend
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Can I claim 50% of my husband’s Social Security now — and switch to my higher benefit at 70?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ESPN Castoff, Little League World Series Icon Offers ‘Surreal’ Update After Sudden Layoffs
Forbes Business
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘I Don’t Know’: Kenneth Branagh on Directing, ‘Harry Potter’ and How Christopher Nolan Had Him Speaking Russian Backwards
Variety
1h ago
Original: Mariska Hargitay Says Jalen Brunson Is ‘Definitely’ Getting a Role in ‘Law & Order: Special Victims Unit’: ‘It’s Happening’
Variety
1h ago
Original: In ‘A Vineyard for A Lobster,’ Snowfall in a Ugandan Village Becomes a Political and Colonial Allegory
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘The Pitt’ Showrunner Admits Season One’s Notoriety Amped Up Pressure For Season Two: “We Had to Prove That It Wasn’t Just a Fluke”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: How Trump’s War on the Left Will Come for the Center
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: 'Very last stroke!' - GB win dramatic relay gold
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Why BYU's Kalani Sitake is your favorite coach's favorite coach
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Hollman leads Middlesex to first List A final for 36 years
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Oliveira dedicates Portugal stage win to Tarling family
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Belgian Pocognoli confirmed as Scotland boss
BBC Sport
2h ago