Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 PM UTC

Saturday, August 15, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Token gestures before a photo op.
Original: Democrats' early 2028 primary calendar set to prioritize Black and Latino voters, organized labor
ABC News Politics 6h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Sun's Out, Profits Up.
Original: So much solar: Digging into the list of every US power plant that went online this year
Ars Technica 1h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

British Film: Still Not Funny. Shocking.
Original: BFI Boss Ben Roberts, Picturehouse’s Clare Binns on Gen Z’s Cinema Renaissance, AI Slop and British Indie Film: “We’re Not Great at Comedy”
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories