Original: Homicides dropped 18.1% in 2025 to the lowest rate since 1956, FBI says
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Edition · 10:00 PM UTC
Friday, August 14, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Appeals court sides with Trump in fight over subpoena of gender-affirming care provider
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: Democrats grapple with Trump's push to limit transparency within the executive branch
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump's vaccine order would require millions of individual shots last used decades ago
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: DeSantis says he doesn’t support Republican Rep. Cory Mills in Tuesday’s primary
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: New York City Lawmakers Push to ‘Ban the Scan’ at MSG
Wired
2h ago
Original: The Best Movies to Stream This Month (August 2026)
Wired
2h ago
Original: The Next Big Influencer Is This 4-Foot-Tall Robot From China
Wired
3h ago
Original: Self-driving trucks are officially testing on California highways
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Thrive’s Joshua Kushner chides Silicon Valley VCs over AI euphoria
TechCrunch
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Jason Arday, professor at centre of Cambridge plagiarism row, found dead
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Trump threatens to declare strait of Hormuz ‘territory of the United States’
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Burnham announces £65m for drought-hit farmers after Labour pressure
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Trump dismisses mental health concerns on USS Lincoln aircraft carrier
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: BBC seeks to subpoena Trump children and son-in-law over defamation lawsuit
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Berkshire Hathaway doubles down on the U.S. housing market with a fresh bet on this stock
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: U.S. Centcom Forms NATO-Style Military Drone Force In The Middle East
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Who Is Cami Clark? Anthropic CEO’s Wife Asked Epstein To Invest In Porn Business
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: What To Watch This Weekend: New Shows And Movies To Stream On Netflix, Hulu, Prime Video, Apple TV And More
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: IndyCar’s Grand Prix Of Markham Practice Delayed By Track Build Issues
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Recording Academy Will Take Asian Music Category Criticism Into Consideration for 2027 Grammys
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Luigi Mangione Details for the First Time How He Planned UnitedHealthcare CEO Murder
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Europe’s Broadcasters Want to Get Bigger. The Hard Part Is How.
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Anne Hathaway Says ‘Movies That Kill Dogs Should Automatically Be Rated R’
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Top Chef’ Host Kristen Kish on How Her Fellow Judges and People Around Her ‘Helped Me Get to a Place Where I Felt Like My Best Self’
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Road to the LLBWS: Results, schedules and more
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Hodgkinson beaten to European gold by rival Werro
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Transfer rumors, news: Tottenham continue interest for Liverpool's Gakpo
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Advice for Saturday: Get Seymour, Wesneski into your lineup
ESPN
2h ago
Original: FedEx St. Jude Championship 2026 highlights: Sungjae, Scottie battling and more
ESPN
2h ago