Original: Jared Kushner to visit Israel and Egypt next week with Board of Peace officials to talk Gaza
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Edition · 8:00 AM UTC
Friday, August 14, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump orders the Navy to return to an older system of launching jets off aircraft carriers
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Original: Iowa Republican Zach Lahn confronts curiosity, and concerns, in outsider bid for governor
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Original: New aircraft carrier heads toward Mideast after reports of issues on long-deployed USS Lincoln
NPR Politics
3h ago
Original: Trump set to highlight violent crime reduction during a visit to New York police academy
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: HelloFresh Promo Codes: 55% Off for August 2026
Wired
5h ago
Original: Trump declares 100 percent tariffs on many drones and all aircraft parts
The Verge
8h ago
Original: Apple and Epic argue over how much Apple should get from purchases made outside the App Store
The Verge
10h ago
Original: The Safety Reckoning Inside OpenAI
Wired
11h ago
Original: US wait times for cancer surgeries are getting longer and longer
Ars Technica
11h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Clacton byelection: Farage beats Count Binface but skips result announcement – UK politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Stolen Matisse art found in Brazil
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: South Africa end Nigeria’s Women’s World Cup hope, Ghana beat Ivory Coast
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Three firefighters and a child hospitalised in England as fires blaze in UK, Greece, France and Croatia – Europe live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Teachers demand more scrutiny of Catholic school funding amid allegations of ‘sham arrangement’ with NSW Liberal group
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Frasers Buys Harvey Nichols, Faces One Of Toughest Revivals In Luxury
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Home Run Bets Today: Best MLB HR Props And Odds For Friday
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Stingy Pair: Rays’ Nick Martinez, Drew Rasmussen Stifle Opponents
Forbes Business
7h ago
Original: World’s Best Hotel Bars: Bellpine At The Ritz Carlton, Portland
Forbes Business
7h ago
Original: The Good, Bad And Ugly From The Packers’ Loss To The Steelers
Forbes Business
7h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Watch Keanu Reeves’ Dogstar Perform ‘Joy’ on ‘Fallon’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Fukada Koji, Jakrawal Nilthamrong, Boo Junfeng Films Win Busan Co-Production Fund
Variety
2h ago
Original: Orville Peck Resists Rebab on Rowdy Single ‘Already Gone’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Rani Mukerji Receives La Trobe Honorary Doctorate, Wins IFFM Special Citation
Variety
2h ago
Original: COL AI Studios Launches to Expand Group’s Global Distribution Network (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Pickett not budging on No. 5 amid Daniels-LSU flap
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Dodgers to stick with Diaz despite latest meltdown
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Sources: Arnold picks Seahawks amid legal issues
ESPN
2h ago
Original: 'Ascending' QB Mendoza throws TD pass in debut
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Source: Ohtani likely wouldn't opt out if team sold
ESPN
2h ago