Original: How a baby born via surrogate became the center of an abortion fight
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Edition · 10:00 PM UTC
Thursday, August 13, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: AIPAC didn't always spend on campaigns. Now it faces criticism over money in politics
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: Democratic socialism's next test is the Midwest
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: Graham Platner to speak at labor rally, one of his first public events since ending Maine campaign
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Original: White House says more than 40 nations help China dodge tariffs
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘That is not acceptable’: Judge orders Google to make rival app store installs easier
The Verge
1h ago
Original: If Apple sends you a push notification alerting you to a spyware attack, take it seriously
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: The fight over Flock and other ALPRs
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Microsoft’s Clippy-like Mico character is no longer the face of Copilot
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Mark Zuckerberg’s AI Manifesto Is 6,500-Words—and Barely Says Anything
Wired
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Albanese says he argued for tariff exemption in ‘productive and substantial’ call with Trump
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump-led board reportedly votes again to close Kennedy Center for renovations – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Engine parts smashed Ryanair window that man's head was sucked out of, report says
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Polls close in Clacton byelection where Nigel Farage faces slew of fringe candidates
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Massachusetts teen accused of killing mother and brother used ChatGPT
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Workday’s stock sees a record surge. Could a buyout spark a software revival?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Can I claim 50% of my husband’s Social Security now — and switch to my higher benefit at 70?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘I didn’t know what else to do:’ Patients take their health-insurance battles to Facebook and LinkedIn
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: More than half of Gen Z redirected money away from investing and toward sports betting over the past year
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: This Afghan Lawyer Is Trying To Hold The Taliban Accountable Five Years After Chaotic US Withdrawal
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav Beneficiary of $21.7 Million Stock Sale as Paramount Merger Is Stuck on Hold
Variety
1h ago
Original: Matthew McConaughey Says Acting in ‘The Wedding Planner’ With Jennifer Lopez Saved Him From Being Searched at U.S.-Mexico Border: ‘They Let Me Go’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Hear Will Hoge and Dave Hause Poke at Religion, Talk Struggles of Indie Music in Live Song Swap
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Disney and Macy’s Release Limited-Edition Product Capsule to Celebrate 100th Thanksgiving Day Parade
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Here’s How to Get Walmart+ For Just $1 Right Now
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: The Lakers got flipped?! What we know about the decision to sell, and how the league reacted
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Heroic Leigh defence denies table-toppers Leeds
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Hunt surges to 200m glory to win second European gold
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Man City reject fresh Rodri bid - Friday's gossip
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Best shots and highlights from Round 1
ESPN
1h ago