Original: Democrats gathering to give final approval to 2028 presidential primary calendar
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Edition · 8:00 AM UTC
Thursday, August 13, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Judge will hear whether Tate brothers should stay in custody as they fight extradition to the UK
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Original: Former SPLC official charged in Justice Department's broader criminal case against group
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: Karoline Leavitt is leaving her role as Trump's White House press secretary
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Original: Rep. Max Miller’s ex-wife sues after sensitive image of child was publicly shared
Washington Post Politics
9h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Bose Promo Code: 40% Off for August 2026
Wired
4h ago
Original: Alo Discount Code: 20% Off August 2026
Wired
4h ago
Original: HostGator Coupon Codes: 76% Off Hosting in August 2026
Wired
4h ago
Original: The Best Photos of the Big August Solar Eclipse
Wired
10h ago
Original: Toddler's tragic death from brain-destroying amoeba offers lessons for doctors
Ars Technica
10h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Everything is on the line’: students shun calls to stay in school and join anti-Hanson protests across Australia
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Albanese hints at deal on gambling and says ‘absolutely false’ that sports betting is country’s major gambling addiction – as it happened
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Malawi shock Algeria and Cameroon beat Morocco to reach WAFCON final
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Met police incapable of change, says mother of murdered sisters after Simon Levy case
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Mother of one of Alan Jones’s alleged victims told him ‘I should have protected you’, court hears
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Lenovo profits soar past expectations on AI computers, servers and services
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: New York Yankees Could Lose Jazz Chisholm Jr. In 2027 Free Agent Class
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Phylicia Rashad Reflects On Legacy, Representation And The Power Of Black Women At MVAAFF C-Suite Luncheon
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: 'Nasty Monster' Islam Makhachev Vs. 'Confident' Ian Machado Garry And Sleeper Fights On UFC 330
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Illinois Powerball Player Wins $1 Billion Jackpot—Here’s What They Will Take Home
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘The Wrong Girls’ Review: Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat Are a Good Time in Dylan Meyer’s Shaggy Stoner Comedy
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Singer Says Leonardo DiCaprio Made Her ‘Nervous’ During BAFTA Performance
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Busan’s Asian Contents & Film Market Names Japan 2026 Focus Country for Producer Hub
Variety
1h ago
Original: Watch Katseye Reveal Their Inner ‘Animal’ on ‘Fallon’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Hayley Williams’ Band Power Snatch Surprise Drop ‘EP2’
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: NBA Cup 2026: Schedule, format, groups, updates and more
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Swiatek into first final of her 'toughest season'
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Messi plays for Inter Miami after father's death
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: 'I'd never watched the Olympics' - Evans on gymnastics fame
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Jones turns to geese to inspire Japan
BBC Sport
2h ago