Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, August 12, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Rio Tinto Funds Reality Checks for Aussies.
Original: Australia politics live: Andrew Bragg says low-income earners should accept they will live in substandard housing; Rio Tinto given $2.5bn bailout
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories