Original: AP report: ICE plans to give its officers gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Edition · 7:00 PM UTC
Wednesday, August 12, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: How mainstream Democrats pulled off a big upset against a democratic socialist
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Minnesota is first state to set all-female matchups for the biggest races
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: David Crowley's razor-thin Wisconsin primary win sets up match against Trump pick
ABC News Politics
5h ago
Original: Forget left vs. center. Democratic voters are making clear they just want change
ABC News Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Rogue AI Agents Aren’t Evil. They’re Just Eager to Please
Wired
2h ago
Original: Grubhub’s $24M FTC settlement is finally reaching diners and drivers
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: AI coding startup Cognition reportedly already in talks to raise at $40B valuation
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: As AI safety concerns mount, three pioneers make the case for staying open
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Google’s Pixel 11 phone preorders come with up to $350 in gift cards
The Verge
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Europe solar eclipse live: millions watch rare spectacle across Spain, UK and Iceland
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Francesca Hong backs David Crowley for Wisconsin governor as Democratic nominee vows to earn support from progressives – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Paramount Skydance mulls CNN sale amid antitrust merger challenge
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: DR Congo Ebola outbreak set to become deadliest on record, WHO warns
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Broadcasters to be barred from Eurovision song contest if state involved in ‘armed conflict’
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Now China wants to become the shop floor for the Muslim world
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Mental Health Crisis Aboard USS Abraham Lincoln—As U.S. Sailors Mark More Than 260 Days At Sea
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: A Federal Conviction May Pose Additional Risk To Naturalized Citizens
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Why Lakers’ Sale To Bob Iger And Josh Kushner Raises Questions
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Will Trump accounts and grandparent 529s bring down the price of college in the future?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘The Matrix’ Director Lilly Wachowski Says Hollywood Won’t Finance Her $10 Million Thriller Because It’s Got a ‘Wall-to-Wall Trans Cast’
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Masked Singer,’ ‘The Traitors,’ ‘Genndy Tartakovsky’s Primal’ Among Juried Emmy Award Winners
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Perez Hilton Signs Over Temporary Custody of His Children to His Mother Amid Hospitalization
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Nick Reiner Indicted for Murders of Parents Rob and Michele Reiner
Variety
2h ago
Original: Travis Kelce Describes Taylor Swift Wedding as ‘Best Night of My Life’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Perfect Perry stars as Phoenix beat MI London to avoid finishing bottom
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Afghanistan comfortably claim series over Ireland
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: GB dressage team qualify for LA28 Olympics
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Pushed out of San Diego, Lozano is 'perfect football fit' for Galaxy
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Hull sign defender Mendy for club record fee
BBC Sport
3h ago