Original: A judge expands a block on U.S. Postal Service work on Trump's mail-in voting order
NPR Politics
1h ago
Edition · 10:00 PM UTC
Tuesday, August 11, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Rule could let parents put $2,500 into child ‘Trump accounts’ tax-free
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: What to watch in primaries in Wisconsin and Minnesota and beyond
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: 5 questions parents may have after Trump's latest vaccine move
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump talks about the Reflecting Pool and White House ballroom a lot. Here's exactly how much
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Phoebe Gates and Sophia Kianni reportedly knew Phia was ‘cookie stuffing’ for months
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Accel closes oversubscribed $550M India fund within weeks, 19 months after its last
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: An FCC filing points to new Sonos headphones coming soon
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Meta can't stop states' $1.4 trillion lawsuit from going to trial
Ars Technica
2h ago
Original: Is It Safe to Eat Lettuce Yet?
Wired
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia politics live: Bragg to outline Coalition plans to heavily cut net migration and shred 96% of house construction code
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Dethroned Miss North Carolina USA threatens legal action over title removal
The Guardian World
1h ago
Breaking: Anguish of Colombian brother at rubble of building being searched for earthquake survivors
Original: Anguish of Colombian brother at rubble of building being searched for earthquake survivors
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Officials monitoring polling sites in Minnesota’s two largest counties, says Trump’s justice department – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Father and sons forced to manually clear rubble in Gaza
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Super Micro’s earnings report brings more good news, and the stock is climbing
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: CoreWeave’s stock soars as earnings show major AI momentum
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: I found a $100 bill in the communal washer at my Airbnb. What should I do?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Lumentum sees sales more than double as AI demand swells
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘The market is obviously on fire’: Should I take $1,000 from my brokerage account to pay off my car loan?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘SNL’ Parts Ways With Longtime Music Booker Brian Siedlecki (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Breaking: A Running List of ‘Practical Magic 2’ Merchandise From Charlotte Tilbury, Wayfair and More
Original: A Running List of ‘Practical Magic 2’ Merchandise From Charlotte Tilbury, Wayfair and More
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Rod Stewart Cancels Upcoming Tour Dates Following Coronary Stent Procedure
Variety
1h ago
Original: Nicholas Hoult to Play Gilderoy Lockhart in ‘Harry Potter’ HBO Series Season 2
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Let’s Marry Harry’ Star Says Producers Added Sex Sounds to Dramatize Kissing Scene: “Certainly Was Not Us”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: GB's Glave and Azu claim European 100m one-two
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Glave and Azu deliver on GB sweep promise with 100m gold and silver
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: NFL training camp buzz notebook: Updates on Caleb Downs, Denzel Boston, Jalen Hurts, more
ESPN
1h ago
Original: NFL training camp updates: After slow start, Tua Tagovailoa coming on strong
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Jodar on verge of smashing record for fastest rise to top 10
BBC Sport
1h ago