Original: Trump picks longtime aide Will Scharf as new top White House lawyer
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
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Monday, August 10, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump announces staff secretary Will Scharf will be his new White House counsel
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Original: Watchdog for $46 billion tribal gambling industry can't enforce the law without a chairperson
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says she’s freezing her eggs
Washington Post Politics
7h ago
Original: El-Sayed spoke with Obama as Michigan Democrats look to unite after a bitter Senate primary
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Embattled hedge fund Situational Awareness invests $400M in chip startup Source Foundry
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: No Dogs in Space is a music history podcast for true obsessives
The Verge
6h ago
Original: Anthropic is turning Claude Code’s auto mode on by default
TechCrunch
7h ago
Original: Zuckerberg’s yacht was closer, but someone else saved a stranded boat
The Verge
9h ago
Original: TechCrunch Mobility: Zoox prepares for launch and Uber’s AV empire
TechCrunch
10h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Malcolm Turnbull says trusting Aukus is ‘stark staring bonkers’; Minns considers banning ebikes for under-12s
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Houthis renew missile and drone attacks on Yemen’s port of al-Makha
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Residents warned to brace for the worst as Canada wildfire rages out of control
BBC World
2h ago
Original: NSW police say ‘body’ of woman found in suitcase by side of road near Goulburn was not human
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Iran war live: US ‘semi-negotiating’ with Tehran; Israel rejects Gaza plan
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: U.S. stock futures dip as investors await inflation data, grapple with more Iran uncertainty
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: ‘I’m easing into retirement’: I’m getting an $80,000 pension payout. Where can I invest it safely?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Hezly Rivera Comes From Behind To Win Second U.S. Gymnastics Title
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: What A $20 Burrito Reveals About The Right-Wing Media Civil War
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: If I marry my girlfriend, 67, will she lose her Supplemental Security Income and divorced spouse benefits?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: New Reality Show Follows Six Moms With Adult Content Side Hustles: How to Watch ‘Double Lives of Suburban Wives’
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Ben Jones, Actor Turned Politician Who Played Cooter Davenport in ‘The Dukes of Hazzard,’ Dies at 84
Variety
3h ago
Original: Ben Jones, Cooter Davenport on ‘The Dukes of Hazzard,’ Dies at 84
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Phoebe Bridgers Sings about Love and Death and the Whole Damn Thing in ‘Lost Weekend,’ a Captivating Record Worth the Six-Year Wait: Album Review
Variety
3h ago
Original: Justice Smith Responds to ‘Heated Rivalry’ Casting: “I Am Moved by the Support and Love”
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Inside the rise and future of hacky sack's throwback momentum
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Latest news, buzz from training camps: Burrow to Higgins for TD; Bengals' offense looks sharp
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Mourinho says he agreed to replace Ferguson at Man Utd
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Joaquín Niemann wins on LIV; Rahm season-long champ
ESPN
4h ago
Original: African quartet secure Women's World Cup places
BBC Sport
4h ago