Original: US Senate adds Missouri to the list of teams with a claim to college football's 1960 national title
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Edition · 8:00 PM UTC
Friday, August 7, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump won’t let the Supreme Court have the last word
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump administration proceeds with efforts to fire Federal Reserve governor Lisa Cook
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Court deals setback to Trump’s war on wind as Pentagon is ordered to review projects
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Appeals court rules Trump can't build White House ballroom without congressional approval
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Watching Roku’s AI channel is like eating from a trough
The Verge
3h ago
Original: The Chinese Philosopher Americans Can’t Stop Fighting About
Wired
3h ago
Original: OpenAI puts the brakes on a new model because it’s supposedly too powerful
The Verge
3h ago
Original: The only instant cameras worth your money
The Verge
3h ago
Original: New official 30th anniversary Quake mission pack adds new maps and mechanics
Ars Technica
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Breaking: Spain to impose border controls against Italy as row over Ceuta migrant influx intensifies
Original: Spain to impose border controls against Italy as row over Ceuta migrant influx intensifies
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Key Republican says he will vote for Todd Blanche to become attorney general after other senators defect – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: At least one person dead in California wildfire allegedly sparked by chainsaw
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Thetford residents remain on edge after days of ‘mob rule’ over asylum plans
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Several killed in attacks on Ukraine as Kyiv hits Russian e-commerce giant
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump is trying to fire Lisa Cook again. He still wants to stack the Fed with allies.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: My brother asked me to sign as his executor, but wouldn’t let me read the document. Should I have refused?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Palantir’s stock stages best week since 2024, showing it’s no longer an AI loser
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Some of the urgency is gone for a Fed rate hike in September after a soft jobs report
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: If I marry my girlfriend, 67, will she lose her Supplemental Security Income and divorced spouse benefits?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Ravyn Lenae Breaks Down Boundaries on ‘Blue Island’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Top Creators’ Secret Weapon? Indian Video Editors
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Drake Appears on Karol G’s New Album. Let’s Look at His Past Latin Music Collaborations
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Katseye’s Sophia Laforteza Announces Hiatus From Group
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Variety Toasts Young Hollywood’s Hottest at Cover Bash With Tate McRae, Sombr and Malachi Barton
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: How the fates of all 30 MLB teams have changed since the trade deadline
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Passan: Why the Tigers chose the Dodgers over other suitors in Tarik Skubal blockbuster
ESPN
2h ago
Original: 'I'm playing the best basketball of my career': How Caitlin Clark's game has grown in Year 3
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Scotland beat Canada to reach World Cup Qualifier
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Coventry sign Ghana's Yirenkyi for record fee
BBC Sport
3h ago