Original: Sen. Mitch McConnell says he has been discharged from rehab center to recover at home
NPR Politics
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Edition · 11:00 AM UTC
Friday, August 7, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: The Senate wants a recess. Trump doesn’t.
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Texas candidates focus on economy as social issues take a back seat
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Chaz Molder wins Democratic nomination for U.S. House in Tennessee's 5th Congressional District
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Original: 'I’m very good at grass.' Why Trump goes into the weeds on one of his favorite topics
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Trying to explain One Night Only’s tech-enforced sex dystopia
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Ranking the Best Smart Glasses: Meta, Viture, & More (2026)
Wired
1h ago
Original: The ‘Manosphere’ Isn’t a Movement. It’s a Multibillion-Dollar Grievance Industry
Wired
1h ago
Original: The Hottest New AI Chatbot Is Just a Guy Answering Your Questions
Wired
2h ago
Original: Ratio vs. Simply Good: Which Plastic-Free Coffee Maker Is Best?
Wired
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Houthi strikes in Yemen as Saudi Arabia braces for attacks: What we know
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Labour government says more people working illegally are being arrested and deported – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Donald Trump refuses to say whether Ohio Republican Max Miller should step aside by tomorrow – US politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Boeing 737 Max operators told to check fuselages for cracks
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Central Europe sees record temperatures as heatwave continues
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: How S&P 500 options action may help explain volatility in memory stocks
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: There are good reasons why higher bond yields are here to stay, this strategist says
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Blue Jays Castoff Praises Dodgers ‘Communication’ After Public Spat In Toronto
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Socialism Has No Place In Either Of Our Major Political Parties
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: My brother asked me to sign as his executor, but wouldn’t let me read the document. Should I have refused?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Luca Guadagnino to Receive Cartier Glory to the Filmmaker Award at Venice Film Festival
Variety
1h ago
Original: Werner Herzog to Receive San Sebastian Film Festival’s Donostia Award
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Werner Herzog to Be Honored at San Sebastián Film Festival
Variety
2h ago
Original: Bella Thorne Is Also Directing and Writing the ‘Spring Breakers’ Sequel She’s Starring In: ‘From Start to Finish, It’s Lit as F—’
Variety
2h ago
Original: Danny DeVito-Produced Heist Comedy ‘Drag’ Boards Blue Finch Films for International Sales (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Atletico Madrid in talks for Tottenham captain Romero
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Uefa boycott right thing for future of game - Bronze
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Norway call on Infantino to resign but Mexico & Argentina back Fifa president
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Scottish summer malaise continues but some room for optimism
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Lewis-Skelly's chance to threaten Arsenal's big-name midfielders
BBC Sport
1h ago