Original: Stevens and El-Sayed are in a close race for Michigan's Democratic Senate nomination
ABC News Politics
1h ago
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Wednesday, August 5, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Progressives and moderate Democrats both see wins in primary races while Trump flexes power over GOP
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: Michigan Democratic Senate primary too close to call
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Takeaways from a big primary night in Michigan, Kansas, Missouri and more
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: House Ethics Committee opens investigation into Ohio Republican Max Miller
NPR Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: No One Can Afford to Make ‘Myst’ Games Anymore
Wired
1h ago
Original: Viral Mugshot Accounts Are Ruining Women’s Lives
Wired
1h ago
Original: Trump’s AI testing plan is limited and vague
The Verge
1h ago
Original: 3 Best Tracking Devices for Your Keys, Wallet, and More (2026)
Wired
2h ago
Original: A New Device Eases One of the Most Annoying Parts of Routine Physicals
Wired
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Vozinha moves on from World Cup, says ‘Colo-Colo is the best moment’
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Russian strike kills at least 17 as Zelensky says interceptors could have saved lives
BBC World
1h ago
Original: US refunds $100bn of Donald Trump’s ‘liberation day’ tariffs
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Police chief considers joining legal action over PC Andrew Harper killers’ early release – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Israeli raid deepens fears across West Bank refugee camps
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The S&P 500 just hit a new high. ‘Big Short’ investor Michael Burry thinks it could bring a 1987-style fall.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Japan’s Wobbling Yen Could Trigger A Global Financial Crisis
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: How The NBA And NBPA Could Fix Restricted Free Agency
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: FC Barcelona Is Waiting For PSG To Make An Offer For Ferran Torres
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Elon Musk addresses memory-chip stock concerns with one simple observation
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Toy Story 5’ and Theme Parks Power Disney in Latest Quarter, as Company Teases Big Changes Ahead
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Disney Streaming Profit Doubles in June Quarter, Company Shifting Consumer Products to Studios Division
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘The Mummy’ Poster Ads Banned From London Underground After Advertising Watchdog Cites ‘Distressing’ Imagery
Variety
1h ago
Original: Alba Rohrwacher-Starrer ‘A Common Story’ Gets Boarded by True Colours Ahead of its Venice and Toronto Premieres (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Disney, TikTok Strike Content-Sharing Deal Aimed at Boosting Short-Form Programming on Disney+
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Hull sign goalkeeper Tzolakis for club record fee
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Forest target Reijnders - Wednesday's gossip
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Heavyweight Parker cleared to fight after drugs ban
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Key questions as Infantino faces Fifa executives
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Japanese winger Yokota joins Rangers from Hannover
BBC Sport
2h ago