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Edition · 10:00 AM UTC

Friday, July 24, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Gas Prices: Iran Says 'Oops.
Original: Here’s what each additional month of Iran-conflict disruption means for oil prices
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

More Pirates. Less Originality.
Original: ‘Jumbo’ Sequel, ‘Queen of Malacca’ Franchise Plans on the Cards as Indonesia’s Visinema Eyes Expansion (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 4h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories