Original: Wisconsin absentee voters seek court ruling allowing them to cast new ballots
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 9:00 PM UTC
Thursday, July 23, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Education Department rescinds disparate impact rule, a key tool used to assess school discrimination
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump allies are poised to weaken protections for historic sites — not just in D.C.
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: WATCH LIVE: Trump hosts World Series champion LA Dodgers at the White House
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: WATCH: Trump expands pledge aimed at shielding consumers from energy cost hikes due to data centers
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Microsoft responds to LG monitors installing McAfee ads on Windows
Ars Technica
1h ago
Original: The Echo Show 21 is a great smart home hub that’s $80 off
The Verge
1h ago
Original: AMD takes on Nvidia with its Helios AI rack scale system
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Patreon lays off 20% of its workforce
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Insurance startup Corgi reportedly raised more money at $4B — its third round in 8 weeks
TechCrunch
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: India activist ends hunger strike after 26 days
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Australia news live: Jim Chalmers says he has ‘other priorities’ than a gas tax; Anthony Albanese calls to congratulate Andy Burnham
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Google and Tesla shares plunge as AI spending rattles markets
BBC World
1h ago
Original: White House says if Saudi Arabia does not join Abraham accords, nuclear deal ‘is off’ – US politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Middle East crisis is ‘getting out of control’, UN chief warns, as fears mount of escalation spiral – live updates
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: S&P 500 flashes sell signals — options traders are bracing for wild swings in Apple, Meta and Microsoft
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Lockheed Martin’s stock skyrockets as push to build more missiles faster pays off
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: As I’ve Seen, Caring For Kids And Aging Parents Costs More Than Money
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Japan’s $1.8 trillion pension giant might bring money home. That could jolt U.S. stocks and the Fed.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: T-Mobile’s stock sinks despite customers pouring into premium plans
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Indian Epic ‘Ramayana’ Lands at Sony Pictures for International Distribution
Variety
1h ago
Original: How ‘The Chi’ Spotlighted Love, Hope and Loss on the South Side of Chicago
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘Avatar: Seven Havens’ Sets 2026 Release Date at Paramount+, Drops Apocalyptic First Teaser
Variety
1h ago
Original: It Took Nearly 3,000 Years, But Odysseus Finally Got His Funko Pop
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ESPN+ to Launch Interview Series ‘The Trade’ With John Cena, Marshawn Lynch, Tyler James Williams as First Guests (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: A night of brilliant batting but Livingstone's efforts fall just short
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Former Jets Feely, Shah win AZ primaries, will fac...
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 'LeWinnipegJets': Jets capitalize on the Miami Hea...
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 'What's happened there?!' - Buttler and Dawson's moment to forget
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: MLB trade deadline buzz: All of our latest intel a...
ESPN
2h ago