Original: Amish Shah beats Democratic establishment pick in House primary in Arizona
Washington Post Politics
7h ago
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Thursday, July 23, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: House votes to adopt Department of War renaming as part of annual defense bill
PBS NewsHour Politics
10h ago
Original: Critics warn U.S. nuclear power deal with Saudi Arabia could fuel proliferation
PBS NewsHour Politics
11h ago
Original: Democrats press ICE on oversight, say 1 officer referred for discipline over use of force
ABC News Politics
11h ago
Original: The implications of Trump loyalists and election deniers winning GOP primaries
PBS NewsHour Politics
11h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: ServiceNow bets $40 million on Indian banking software specialist to expand its financial services push
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Orcas team up to ram sunfish until they explode
Ars Technica
6h ago
Original: Lego’s Donkey Kong arcade machine lets Mario jump endless barrels — Miyamoto is reportedly happy
The Verge
9h ago
Original: After shocking quarter, IBM insists that AI isn’t killing the mainframe
TechCrunch
10h ago
Original: Meta won’t have to face the next planned social media addiction trial
The Verge
11h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Origin Energy says hackers accessed customers’ partial bank details; WA court dismisses Woodside case against activists
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: India’s Modi promises fast-track courts for exam fraud fuelling protests
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: EU signs off on 21st package of sanctions against Russia – Europe live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Andy Burnham to cut tax for pubs, clubs and live music in England and make vape shops pay more – business live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Scottish police officer was rapist who attacked women over 14 years
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Using AI To Find Loopholes In Legal Restrictions On AI-Powered Mental Health Chats
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Powerball Jackpot Rises To $600 Million—Here’s What The Winner Could Take Home
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: AEW Dynamite Results (July 22, 2026) As Redemption PPV Nears
Forbes Business
6h ago
Original: Suffering From FIFA World Cup Withdrawal? Here’s What You Can Do
Forbes Business
6h ago
Original: Books About Making Of Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ Will Be Out Soon
Forbes Business
6h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Matt Rife Sets Four-Night Comedy Cruise for 2027
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘Brave New Love’ Dives Into Lust, Infidelity, Norms, Motherhood and Shame (Exclusive Clip)
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Shania Twain Performs Rousing Single ‘Dirty Rosie’ on ‘Fallon’
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Original: Courtney Stodden Is Fighting for Something Bigger Than Jason Alexander’s Apology
Variety
4h ago
Original: ‘The Wild Robot’ VFX Studio STIM Sets Canary Islands Operation, Planning to Create More Than 100 Jobs
Variety
6h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: HNK Rijeka tie 'a great opportunity' for Derry
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Weekly sports quiz: Glasgow 2026, The Open and The Hundred
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Ex-UFC champion Andrade working as delivery driver
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Team Wales go for Commonwealth Games gold in Glasgow
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Two waste paper bins, one Olympic dream
BBC Sport
3h ago