Original: Amish Shah beats Democratic establishment pick in House primary in Arizona
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
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Thursday, July 23, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: House votes to adopt Department of War renaming as part of annual defense bill
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: Critics warn U.S. nuclear power deal with Saudi Arabia could fuel proliferation
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Original: Democrats press ICE on oversight, say 1 officer referred for discipline over use of force
ABC News Politics
8h ago
Original: The implications of Trump loyalists and election deniers winning GOP primaries
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Lego’s Donkey Kong arcade machine lets Mario jump endless barrels — Miyamoto is reportedly happy
The Verge
6h ago
Original: After shocking quarter, IBM insists that AI isn’t killing the mainframe
TechCrunch
7h ago
Original: Meta won’t have to face the next planned social media addiction trial
The Verge
8h ago
Original: Google justifies its massive AI spending with a booming cloud business
TechCrunch
8h ago
Original: Why Lettuce Is Always Making People Sick
Wired
9h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Husic says Labor must show ‘it’s got steel in the spine’ on gas export tax; Macquarie CEO announces retirement
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Yemen’s Houthis claim attacks on Red Sea tankers as US launches 12th night of strikes on Iran – Middle East crisis live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Guyana ferry disaster: families demand answers as around 100 feared dead
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: ‘I would rather be poor’: man says money cannot compensate for partner’s death after failed cancer diagnosis
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: US senator wants urgent answers from Barclays over Jes Staley’s ties to Jeffrey Epstein
The Guardian World
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Suffering From FIFA World Cup Withdrawal? Here’s What You Can Do
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Books About Making Of Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ Will Be Out Soon
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Telemundo’s World Cup 2026 Coverage Makes History Across All Platforms
Forbes Business
6h ago
Original: After Hiccup In 2026, LNG Market Will Rebound But Unsure Through 2050
Forbes Business
6h ago
Original: The bull market faces higher likelihood of a Fed rate hike as Iran crisis intensifies
MarketWatch
6h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘The Wild Robot’ VFX Studio STIM Sets Canary Islands Operation, Planning to Create More Than 100 Jobs
Variety
3h ago
Original: Sharon Osbourne Reveals Advice Ozzy Gave Her to Remember Him
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Original: Nordstrom’s Anniversary Sale Is a Goldmine of Jewelry Markdowns — Here Are the 23 Standouts
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Original: Spencer Pratt Tears Into Gavin Newsom, Rob Bonta Over Paramount Lawsuit in Lengthy Video Rant
Hollywood Reporter
5h ago
Original: Beyoncé’s Dad Confirms a Bunch of Destiny’s Child Remixes Are Coming
Rolling Stone
5h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Is the turnaround for real? How does it impact the...
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Kram grades offseason moves for all 30 NBA teams: ...
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Windhorst: The biggest storylines coming out of NB...
ESPN
3h ago
Original: We ranked every NFL team by under-25 talent: What ...
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Yanks' Caballero targeted in pitch clock crackdown...
ESPN
3h ago