Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, July 21, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Threats are his love language.
Original: Trump pledges to ‘take care of’ Houthis if group blocks Saudi ships – Middle East crisis live
The Guardian World 3h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Nintendo: Honesty Is Bad For Profits.
Original: Nintendo Won’t Pass On Tariff Refunds—Arguing Consumers ‘Received Exactly What They Bargained And Paid For’
Forbes Business 3h ago
Gen Z’s Rebellion: Audio Only.
Original: It’s ‘incredibly disrespectful’ to do a virtual job interview by phone — but Gen Z is doing it anyway
MarketWatch 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Reality TV: Still Employable.
Original: Carole Radziwill Returning Full Time to ‘Real Housewives of New York City’
Hollywood Reporter 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories