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Edition · 10:00 PM UTC

Thursday, July 16, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Predictable Prose Pays Off.
Original: White House teleprompter operator placed on leave after betting on Trump speeches
Washington Post Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Iran: Another Tuesday.
Original: Blasts reported in Iran as US launches new wave of strikes
BBC World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Empty Account, Full Audacity.
Original: ‘They are relentless’: A scammer is trying to change the email on my empty Robinhood account. What do they have to gain?
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Justice? Stream It.
Original: How to Watch A&E’s ‘Scott Peterson: The New Evidence’ Online for Free
Rolling Stone 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories