Original: Trump immediately fires the new court-appointed top prosecutor in Seattle
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Edition · 5:00 PM UTC
Thursday, July 16, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: WATCH: Tillis says he won't vote to confirm Blanche unless nominee meets with Epstein survivors
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: Trump is taking longer to approve disaster aid and denying Democratic states more frequently
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: WATCH: Epstein survivor Dani Bensky says Blanche has never responded to them in opening statement
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: Trump officials want to make testosterone drugs easier to prescribe. Is that a good idea?
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Google is better at playing this game
The Verge
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Original: Roblox will let people use AI to make games on their phone
The Verge
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Original: X cracks down on creators who steal content
TechCrunch
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Original: OnePlus ends phone releases in US and Europe, further reducing smartphone choice
Ars Technica
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Original: Could China and Russia really destroy Starlink? Only with a boomerang.
Ars Technica
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: 'Moment of joy' as Uganda discharges last Ebola patient
BBC World
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Original: At least one dead as life-threatening flash floods and storms hit central Texas
The Guardian World
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Original: Iran reports fresh strikes near Qeshm Island and accuses US over ‘barbaric’ hospital attack – Middle East crisis live
The Guardian World
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Original: Sadiq Khan given seat in Lords, as Starmer creates 26 new peers days before he leaves No 10 – UK politics live
The Guardian World
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Original: Former pardon attorney slams Todd Blanche nomination for AG: ‘Do not degrade our justice system further’ – live
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Americans say they need $1.2 million to retire. Most are too deep in debt to get there.
MarketWatch
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Original: This isn’t a plan to save Social Security. It’s a plan to have a plan.
MarketWatch
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Original: ‘I don’t want to sound callous’: Why base your Social Security claim on life expectancy? We could die at any time.
MarketWatch
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Original: Lynyrd Skynyrd’s Classic Smash Rises To No. 1 For The First Time
Forbes Business
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Original: Why AI Can’t Crack The Code Of Luxury Desire
Forbes Business
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Beehiiv Bets New Suite of ‘Community’ Tools Will Forge Stronger Connection Between Creators, Subscribers
Variety
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Original: Sepideh Moafi, Harrison Ford, Niecy Nash-Betts, Laverne Cox Added to 2026 Social Impact Summit, Hosted by The Hollywood Reporter and Social Impact Fund
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: Hollywood’s Top Docs Reveal Their Cosmetic Secrets at THR’s A-List Aesthetics Event: “We Have to Be Scientists, Artists, Technicians and Psychologists”
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: Rose Byrne and Jenna Ortega Starring in Mary Bronstein’s ‘Nasty’ for Warner Bros. Clockwork
Variety
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Original: ‘Mickey Mouse Club’ Returns: Disney Orders Pilot for Reboot of Iconic Kids Show That Starred Young Britney Spears, Ryan Gosling
Variety
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Argentina show why they're reigning World Cup cham...
ESPN
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Original: Tuchel's retreat set up England's exit as Argentin...
ESPN
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Original: MLB second-half preview: Is your team a World Seri...
ESPN
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Original: 'This team can be super special': The Wizards' sta...
ESPN
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Original: 'Nobody wants to get divorced' - Glasner on Forest challenge
BBC Sport
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