Original: Trump is taking longer to approve disaster aid, denying Democratic states more
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Edition · 5:00 AM UTC
Thursday, July 16, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: What Blanche said about Trump, Epstein files during confirmation hearing for attorney general
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: Senators question Blanche on Trump loyalty, Jan. 6 cases and Epstein files
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Original: Trump's intelligence nominee refuses to say who won 2020 election
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Original: Subpoenas over New York Times report on Air Force One raise press freedom concerns
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Lululemon backs nylon recycling startup Syntetica in $30M Series A
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Applied Computing wants to give oil and gas operators an AI model for the entire plant
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Why Greylock capped its new fund at $1.5B when it says it could have raised more
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: Skullcandy’s bass-boosting Crusher headphones now come with Bose’s ANC
The Verge
7h ago
Original: Can Bose Help Skullcandy Shake Its Bargain-Bin Reputation?
Wired
7h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Argentina’s Falklands banner sparks controversy at World Cup
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Australia news live: Victoria’s police chief arrests man in Melbourne CBD; diesel over $2 a litre as Iran war lifts oil prices
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Liberals say ‘all options’ should be considered despite Angus Taylor hosing down gender quota proposal
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: ANU student asked to show death certificates to prove relatives died in Gaza, royal commission hears
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Moroccan intelligence insider reveals widespread use of Pegasus hacking software
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: LA28 Is Seeking 60,000 People To Become The Face Of The Olympic Games
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: $1 Million Haskell Serves As Stepping Stone To Travers, Breeders’ Cup
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Canadian Wildfire Smoke, Heat Hit NY, NJ Ahead Of World Cup Final
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: Del Mar Begins Summer Meet And Remains A Leader In Thoroughbred Racing
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: AI is so big, it’s now impossible for investors to avoid
MarketWatch
6h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Phoebe Bridgers Returns to ‘Fallon,’ This Time for ‘Lost Boys (Acoustic)’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Hal Williams, ‘227’ Star and ‘Sanford and Son’ Regular, Dies at 91
Variety
2h ago
Original: Sam Neill’s Cause of Death Revealed
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Original: Lana Del Rey Announces ‘Beautiful’ Companion Album to Long-Awaited ‘Stove’
Rolling Stone
4h ago
Original: ‘Motor City’ Review: Potsy Ponciroli’s Audacious Thriller — a Scorsese Opera without Dialogue — Announces the Arrival of a Startling Voice
Variety
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Argentina show why they're reigning World Cup cham...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Tactics, tiredness and Tuchel: How England lost th...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Full list of every ESPYS 2026 Award winner
ESPN
2h ago
Original: USMNT's World Cup over, Pochettino's contract done...
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Gutting youth soccer in America is not enough to m...
ESPN
3h ago