Original: South Carolina's next steps after senator's death
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Edition · 2:00 PM UTC
Monday, July 13, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Sen. Richard Blumenthal talks about Lindsey Graham's legacy
NPR Politics
4h ago
Original: He was having a mental health crisis. Memphis task force agents came and shot him
NPR Politics
7h ago
Original: Maine Democrats scramble to select replacement for Platner in Senate race
NPR Politics
7h ago
Original: Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows on her bid to replace Platner in Senate race
NPR Politics
7h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Uber’s robotaxi lobbying effort puts it on a collision course with Waymo
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: 6 Best Bidets of 2026: Toto, Brondell, More, All Tested in My Bathroom
Wired
4h ago
Original: iGarden Swim Jet X Pro 10 Review: Endless Pool
Wired
4h ago
Original: Python Is So Slow. Can Julia Solve the Two-Language Problem?
Wired
5h ago
Original: White Supremacists Love Armie Hammer’s New Movie
Wired
5h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Counter-terrorist police chief says ‘new evidence’ led to his team taking over investigation into Ann Widdecombe’s death – UK politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: VW chief confirms plan to cut 50,000 jobs as board rejects plant closures
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Ukraine to present its anti-ballistic programme at Paris meeting today, Zelenskyy says – Europe live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Burnham expected to vote in favour of Mahmood’s asylum system changes
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Traffic through strait of Hormuz plummets after US and Iran trade strikes – Middle East crisis live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Stock pickers know they can’t outsmart the market. That doesn’t stop them from trying.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Geopolitical shock exposes SK Hynix leverage after hot ADR debut
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: These biggest and ‘least loved’ stocks are the ones to pick ahead of earnings
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Why prediction markets like Polymarket and Kalshi often fail the average investor
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: I’m 67 with a $140,000 pension. Should I wait until 70 to claim Social Security so my wife gets more?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Pursuit of Jade,’ ‘Midnight Temptation’ Lead iQIYI International’s 130% H1 2026 Viewership Surge
Variety
2h ago
Original: MrBeast Producer, Disney, Women in Fan LatAm Fuel Costa Rica Media Market
Variety
2h ago
Original: Josh Grisetti, ‘Marvelous Mrs. Maisel’ Actor and Broadway Star, Dies at 44
Variety
2h ago
Original: Growing Number of Femme-Driven Genre Projects Spurs Launch of Women in Fan LatAm at the Costa Rica Media Market (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Original: Mastodon Preview New Album With Rousing Single ‘Snakes For Dinner’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Man Utd sign £48m Santos and close in on Tielemans
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: ✍ 2026 MLB draft Day 1 winners and losers
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Sources: U-M regents to decide on AD Manuel soon
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Sources: Warriors to hire Vogel as associate coach...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Blaney wins 3-wide battle on final lap in Atlanta
ESPN
2h ago