Original: Lindsey Graham dies after ‘sudden illness’; Trump says senator was like family
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Sunday, July 12, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Sen. Lindsey Graham dies after a 'brief and sudden illness,' his office says
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: How longtime GOP Senator Lindsey Graham went from critic to ally of President Trump
NPR Politics
6h ago
Original: Politics chat: Lindsey Graham dies at 71, Congress back in session, U.S. strikes Iran
NPR Politics
6h ago
Original: An artist brought 'I.C.E. pops' to a Texas campus. The show was shut down in days
NPR Politics
9h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: One of SteelSeries’ best gaming headsets is over $100 off
The Verge
3h ago
Original: How Philips Hue got the smart home right
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Less is more with the Oura Ring 5
The Verge
4h ago
Original: Blue Prince became a bonding — and learning — experience for my family
The Verge
5h ago
Original: The fight against AI data centers is just beginning
The Verge
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: US insists Strait of Hormuz is open as it exchanges strikes with Iran
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death sends shockwaves through Congress as politicians mourn and mull his replacement – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Back to the future as young England fans embrace fashion of the noughties
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Syrian parliament convenes for first time following al-Assad’s overthrow
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Meet the Cubans stuck in Mexico under Donald Trump’s deportation campaign
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: As five big U.S. banks report earnings on the same day, Citigroup is the one to watch
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Conor McGregor Breaks Silence After Devastating Knee Injury At UFC 329
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: The U.S. Is Both The World’s Top Oil Producer And Top Consumer
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Earnings estimates have been following an unusual pattern this time around
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: The Thoroughly Preposterous Notion Of So-Called “Fed Independence”
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Britney Spears Dismisses Odd Behavior on L.A. Highway: ‘Nothing Is What It Seems’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: ‘Moana’ Runs Aground at Box Office With $43M Opening
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: J.K. Simmons Crime Drama ‘The Westies’ Is a Flat Take on New York’s Irish Mob: TV Review
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Michael’ Crosses $1 Billion, First Biopic to Surpass Coveted Box Office Milestone
Variety
2h ago
Original: Box Office: ‘Moana’ Flounders With $43 Million Debut, Among Weakest of Disney’s Live-Action Remakes
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Haaland, Norway are rowing home, but this World Cu...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: The dominance of Czech tennis is here to stay
ESPN
2h ago
Original: UFC 329 takeaways: After a disastrous return, coul...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: England's grit to overcome adversity at this World...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Get ready for the semifinals! What you need to kno...
ESPN
2h ago