Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 AM UTC

Sunday, July 12, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Monopoly Just Got Greasier.
Original: Oregon’s Attorney General withdraws effort to delay Paramount and Warner Bros. merger
The Verge 7h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Jack White Still Matters, Apparently.
Original: Jack White Keeps Rock ‘n’ Roll on the Front Burner in ‘Frozen Charlotte,’ His Heavy and Blazingly Worthy ‘No Name’ Followup: Album Review
Variety 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories