Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 PM UTC

Saturday, July 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

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Original: Justice Department subpoenas New York Times reporters over Air Force One reporting
NPR Politics 7h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Greed Gets a New Pitch.
Original: MLB Owners Want A Shorter Amateur Draft And To Add An International Draft
Forbes Business 4h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Jack White Still Matters, Somehow.
Original: Jack White Keeps Rock ‘n’ Roll on the Front Burner in ‘Frozen Charlotte,’ His Heavy and Blazingly Worthy ‘No Name’ Followup: Album Review
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories