Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 AM UTC

Saturday, July 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Justice? He’ll Take His Fees.
Original: Comic Fends Off ‘Frivolous’ $27 Million Lawsuit Over ‘Lion King’ Joke, Will Seek Legal Fees
Rolling Stone 2h ago
Mouse Ears, Last Laugh.
Original: Donald Iwerks, Disney Camera Technician and Co-Founder of Iwerks Entertainment, Dies at 96
Variety 2h ago
Hail Satan, Get Line.
Original: Jack White Offers Opening Slot to ‘Satanic’ Band Twin Temple — ‘Get in Front of Me, Satan!’ — as Charley Crockett Defends Decision to Dump Them
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories