Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 PM UTC

Friday, July 10, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Golden Handshakes, Empty Paychecks.
Original: Half of small-business owners hope to sell their companies and retire in the next decade. What happens to their workers?
MarketWatch 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Pioneer Dreams Now Just Another Corporate Lie.
Original: ‘Little House on the Prairie’ Showrunner on the Spirit of the Netflix Adaptation and Its Parallels With ‘The Boys’: “America Is a Myth-Maker”
Hollywood Reporter 3h ago
Beam Me Up to Corporate Synergy.
Original: ‘Star Trek’ Sets 60th Anniversary & ‘Strange New Worlds’ Comic-Con Hall H Panels, Fan Screening, Activations (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories