Original: Patrick Dempsey says he's not running for Senate in Maine as Democrats weigh a replacement
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Edition · 4:00 PM UTC
Thursday, July 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Prosecutors plan to play redacted statements from roommate of defendant in Charlie Kirk's killing
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: U.S. and Iran exchange intensifying fire across the Mideast, threatening the interim deal to end war
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Former Olympic canoe racer pleads not guilty in Reflecting Pool damage case
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: Sen. Jeanne Shaheen talks about Trump at NATO and the renewed strikes against Iran
NPR Politics
7h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Schlage’s Sense Pro unlocks the door so I don’t have to
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Block reaches $45M settlement with 46 states over Cash App fraud probe
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Anthropic’s new Claude feature is quietly selling you on AI
TechCrunch
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Original: Anthropic, OpenAI, and SpaceX are bigger than the last 25 years of tech exits
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Conspiracies and regrets abound in Dune: Part Three trailer
Ars Technica
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Iran launches more strikes after reports of US attack near nuclear plant – Middle East crisis live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Louise Haigh accuses ‘cabal of men’ around Keir Starmer of mistreating women in cabinet
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Former Olympian pleads not guilty in Washington reflecting pool damage case after Trump alleged vandalism – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Farage launches preemptive attack on Commons standards committee, claiming it won’t judge him fairly – UK politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Tributes paid to mother and children found dead at home in Bedfordshire
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Only 5% of U.S. adults can ace this 8-question financial-literacy test. Can you?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: The dot-com crash was a $5 trillion blip. Why the next financial crisis could hit 4 times harder.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: ‘Toy Story 5’ And ‘Disclosure Day’ Show Why Summer Movies Last Or Fade
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Coco Gauff Falls In Epic Wimbledon Semifinal
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Former Olympian Accused Of Vandalizing Reflecting Pool Pleads Not Guilty
Forbes Business
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: My Chemical Romance Bring Wembley Stadium to Its Knees With ‘Black Parade’ Show
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: ‘The Iliad & The Odyssey’ Gets Deluxe Hardbound Edition Ahead of Christopher Nolan Adaptation
Variety
2h ago
Original: If You See Black Sabbath’s Bill Ward in a Wheelchair, You Should Smile at Him: ‘I’m OK’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: TV Ratings: ABC Scores Fourth of July Upset With Daylong Programming Block
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Alex Williams Went on a Hair-Metal Side Quest. He’s Back to Outlaw Country on a New EP
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Muchova pips Gauff in thrilling third-set tiebreak
BBC Sport
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Original: Muchova beats Gauff in epic tie-break to reach final
BBC Sport
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Original: Muchova pleased to get through 'rollercoaster' semi-final against Gauff
BBC Sport
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Original: Brentford sign Wilson after West Ham exit
BBC Sport
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Original: July recruiting storylines: Marcus Spears Jr. chal...
ESPN
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