Original: Prosecutors play video in court of suspect in Charlie Kirk's shooting after he turned himself in
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Edition · 11:00 AM UTC
Thursday, July 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Democratic Party fissures are shaping Michigan’s crucial Senate primary
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: A Florida airport is officially renamed for Trump. What does he stand to gain?
NPR Politics
3h ago
Original: Campaign staffers keep trying to bet on races despite push to curb insider trading
NPR Politics
4h ago
Original: Trump returns to U.S. in old Air Force One, raising questions about security
NPR Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Best Microsoft Surface Laptop (2026): Which Model to Buy or Avoid
Wired
2h ago
Original: Self-Driving Cars Are Interfering With First Responders. Feds Aren’t Happy
Wired
2h ago
Original: The $28 Million Mistake That Inspired Estonia's AI “Fuckup Finder”
Wired
2h ago
Original: Madison Square Garden Kept a List of Gay Celebrities
Wired
3h ago
Original: Federal Investigators Say Certain DOGE Records Were Deleted
Wired
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump says Iran truce is ‘over’ as US hits 170 targets over two nights – Middle East crisis live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Iran prepares to bury slain leader Khamenei after mass funeral processions
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: US strikes Iran for second night – is the peace process all over now?
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Barcelona registers highest temperature in 112 years as UK health service urges children and elderly to ‘take weather seriously’ – Europe live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Maine Democrats plan convention to replace scandal-hit Platner – US politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘The money would have been life-changing’: My father told my grandmother to slash my inheritance. Is that fair?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: ‘I get $1,460 in Social Security’: My millionaire ex-husband, 74, refuses to pay alimony. What can I do?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: MLS’ Newest Billionaire Owner Thinks Investors Can Do Better Than Buying A Sports Team
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: What Happened At The 2026 NATO Summit In Turkey?
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Blue Jays’ New Phenom Slugger Earns Rare Bo Bichette Praise
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Screen Australia Data Reveals Marketplace Financing Covers Only a Fraction of Production Budgets
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Dune 3’: Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya and Denis Villeneuve Return to Abu Dhabi Desert That Doubles as Planet Arrakis in Behind-the-Scenes Images
Variety
2h ago
Original: Bonnie Tyler, Welsh Singing Superstar Behind “Total Eclipse of the Heart” and “Holding Out for a Hero,” Dies at 75
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: ‘3 Weeks After’ Review: A Bruising, Fiercely Controlled Study of High Schoolers in Moral and Psychological Freefall
Variety
3h ago
Original: Bonnie Tyler, ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ and ‘Holding Out for a Hero’ Singer, Dies at 75
Variety
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: The Hundred 2026 - schedule and how to follow
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Female players 69% more likely to suffer online abuse
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: McEnroe and Murray explain why Fery is ruling Wimbledon
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Transfer rumors, news: Arsenal, Spurs to battle ov...
ESPN
3h ago
Original: 'Sack him' - Stokes on potential retirement rule breach
BBC Sport
4h ago