Original: Former Wisconsin judge to be sentenced after conviction in obstructing arrest of Mexican immigrant
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Edition · 6:00 AM UTC
Wednesday, July 8, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: U.S. launches dozens of strikes against Iran, citing attacks on commercial ships
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: Ex-girlfriend of Graham Platner says he removed condoms without consent during sex
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: Democratic factions vie to pick Platner replacement before he leaves Maine race
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: News Wrap: Judge rejects Trump's attempt to collect Georgia election worker info
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Valvoline Coupons and Promo Codes for July 2026
Wired
3h ago
Original: Best Buy Discount Codes: Up to 60% Off
Wired
3h ago
Original: We-Vibe Discount Codes and Deals: Up to 60% Off
Wired
3h ago
Original: TurboTax Full Service Coupons This July
Wired
3h ago
Original: H&R Block Coupon: 25% Off DIY + Tax Pro Assist
Wired
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Nato allies announce £37bn for new missile project
BBC World
2h ago
Original: News live: Anika Wells says telcos ‘least trusted industry’ after Telstra outage; Australian woman in US arrested by ICE over alleged illegal voting
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Egypt fans react to emotional World Cup exit after unforgettable campaign
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: France, Mbappe play Morocco in FIFA World Cup quarterfinal: What we know
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Search under way after Boeing 737 cargo plane goes missing off Pakistan coast
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Mega Millions Jackpot Crosses $600 Million—Here’s What The Winner Could Take Home
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Tuesday, July 7. Russia’s War On Ukraine: News And Information From Ukraine
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: IRS Opens Online Portal For Kwong Refund Claims Ahead Of Friday Deadline
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: HYBE Launches ‘Next New Creator’ To Find Their Global Music Producers
Forbes Business
6h ago
Original: Plot twist: Gen Z is buying houses after all. Here’s how they’re doing it.
MarketWatch
6h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Dwayne Johnson Laughed ‘So F—ing Hard’ When He Saw the Memes About His ‘Moana’ Wig: ‘It Was Very, Very Funny’
Variety
2h ago
Original: Karim Kassem Broaches Migrant Issues in Lebanon With ‘Pipes’: ‘A Lot of People Are Being Affected by War but We Don’t See the Whole Picture’
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘The Man Will Burn’ Review: HBO’s Burning Man Docuseries Boasts Impressive Access, but Sticks Too Close to the Photogenic Surface
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Disney and Luxury Fashion Brand Ganni Continue Partnership With Daisy Duck Collection (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
4h ago
Original: Wes Anderson Was Trapped in Academy Museum Elevator After ‘Bottle Rocket’ Anniversary Event
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Who am I? Guess World Cup star No 31
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: How GB's Fery can beat Cobolli to reach Wimbledon semi-finals
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Messi has no equals, and if not for him, Argentina...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Argentina, Messi complete epic comeback with VAR d...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: The 10-year-old skateboarder with an Olympic dream
BBC Sport
2h ago