Original: U.S. launches dozens of strikes against Iran, citing attacks on commercial ships
Washington Post Politics
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Wednesday, July 8, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Ex-girlfriend of Graham Platner says he removed condoms without consent during sex
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Democratic factions vie to pick Platner replacement before he leaves Maine race
Washington Post Politics
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Original: News Wrap: Judge rejects Trump's attempt to collect Georgia election worker info
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: More Democrats call for Platner to drop Maine Senate bid after sexual assault accusation
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Meta’s glasses will turn off the camera if you tamper with the privacy light
The Verge
4h ago
Original: Final extension: Startup Battlefield Australia applications now close July 20
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: Michigan sees explosive outbreak of diarrheal parasite with over 700 cases
Ars Technica
5h ago
Original: Meta just launched a new AI generator, Muse Image, and users are already pushing back over use of their photos
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: Meta Now Lets Anyone Use Your Instagram Photos in AI Images—Unless You Opt Out
Wired
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Suspect ate Chick-fil-A and interacted with Charlie Kirk staff before shooting, court hears
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Australia news live: watchdog ends investigation into former Nacc commissioner Brereton; cross-country trains caught up in national Telstra outages
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: US launches strikes on Iran after tankers hit in Strait of Hormuz
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Pressure mounts on Graham Platner to drop out of Maine Senate race as new allegation emerges – as it happened
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Telstra outage: Telco apologises for major time-keeping issue that hit mobiles, trains and triple-zero calls
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: HYBE Launches ‘Next New Creator’ To Find Their Global Music Producers
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Plot twist: Gen Z is buying houses after all. Here’s how they’re doing it.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Rivian’s stock sale triggers worst rout for the shares in nearly two years
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Today’s Wordle #1845 Hints And Answer For Wednesday, July 8
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: NYT ‘Pips’ Hints, Answers And Walkthrough For Wednesday, July 8
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Uwe Boll Rips His Critics While Defending Armie Hammer Movie: “Open Your Eyes”
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Why ‘Heated Rivalry’ Won’t Be Scoring Any Emmy Nominations
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Author David Thomson on How Screen Antiheroes Led to Trump, Why His ‘Dictionary’ Won’t Be Updated and His Next Book Subject: Mickey Mouse
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Original: Jermaine Dupri Sues Sony for $18 Million in Royalties Tied to Mariah Carey, Usher, and More
Rolling Stone
4h ago
Original: Every Country Star at Taylor Swift’s Wedding, Explained
Rolling Stone
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Wiz reunite with Mavs' Middleton in sign-and-trade...
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Messi saves Argentina in dramatic win over Egypt
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Egypt bemoan 'injustice' after Argentina defeat
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Swiss overcome penalty 'curse' to oust Colombia
ESPN
1h ago
Original: ✍️ Midseason grades for all 30 MLB teams
ESPN
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