Original: U.S. launches ‘powerful strikes’ against Iran, citing attacks on commercial ships
Washington Post Politics
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Tuesday, July 7, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Maine voters, once loyal to Platner, abandon him after sexual assault allegation
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Ex-girlfriend of Graham Platner says he removed condoms without consent during sex
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: What comes next for the Platner campaign — and for Democrats
NPR Politics
3h ago
Original: Lawsuit says U.S. immigratoin agencies illegally shared confidential information on Iranian asylum seekers with Iran
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Of course viewers are giving up on Netflix shows
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Netflix is about to host videos from BuzzFeed, Condé Nast, and other publishers
The Verge
2h ago
Original: OpenAI’s Chief Futurist Is Leaving the Company
Wired
2h ago
Original: Data centers’ energy demand threatens Trump’s “Made in America” plan
Ars Technica
2h ago
Original: Surprisingly large number of people may have marker for tick-linked meat allergy
Ars Technica
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: US launches strikes on Iran after tankers hit in Strait of Hormuz
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Trump renews call for US to take over Greenland as he arrives for Nato summit
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Australia news live: major outage hits Telstra mobile network; PM to host three Pacific leaders in Brisbane
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Prosecutors say video shows suspect in Charlie Kirk killing climbing on to roof
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: US says strikes launched as explosions heard in southern Iran
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: GameStop investors clear the way for a fresh attempt at buying eBay
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: ‘The money would have been life-changing’: My father told my grandmother to slash my inheritance. Is that fair?
MarketWatch
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Original: ‘I’ve plenty of time on my hands’: Advisers bombard me with offers of free steak dinners. Is it wrong to go for the food?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Why highflying chip stocks are suddenly losing their luster
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Wanna One Reunites For The KCON LA Stage After Nine Years
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: What Sky Is Really Buying in the ITV Deal
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘Real Housewives’ Star Annemarie Wiley Files for Divorce From Marcellus Wiley, Alleges Pattern of Abuse
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Jennifer Beals Among Four Additions to ‘NCIS: New York’ at CBS
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘Big Brother’ Season 28 Cast Revealed: ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ Alum, Rocket Scientist, MMA Fighter and More
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘NCIS: New York’ Casts Jennifer Beals, Jacqueline Byers, Shane Harper, Devin Druid
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: The rise of the most unexpected Wimbledon quarterf...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: The not-quite-dying art of the slice
ESPN
2h ago
Original: The fury and heartbreak of Egypt's stunning World Cup collapse
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Let's stack the NFL's best cornerbacks: This year'...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Which NFL teams have the best -- and worst -- rost...
ESPN
2h ago