Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 AM UTC

Monday, July 6, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Iran Mourns. Business as Usual.
Original: Middle East crisis live: Funeral procession for supreme leader Ali Khamenei begins in Iran
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Escapism Costs Extra Now.
Original: Secret Cinema Boss on ‘Grease’ Returning and Record-Breaking ’Pirates of the Caribbean’ Pre-Sales: ‘When People Step Into This Room, They’re Going To Be Beside Themselves’
Variety 2h ago
Progress! They Built a Theme Park.
Original: Film Set in World’s Largest Female Exclusion Zone Among Queer Projects in Development in Karlovy Vary Spotlight
Hollywood Reporter 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories