Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 AM UTC

Monday, July 6, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Museums Now Suspect: Shocking.
Original: White House report brands Smithsonian leadership as radical activists who can't be trusted
PBS NewsHour Politics 13h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Money Printers Go Brrr Again.
Original: U.S. stock futures rise as Wall Street looks to extend its rally coming off the holiday weekend
MarketWatch 10h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Dragons Demand Favors. Surprise.
Original: ‘House of the Dragon’ Star Steve Toussaint Teases Consequences of Corlys’ ‘Very Dangerous’ Request of Rhaenyra
Variety 10h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories