Original: The Continental Congress wrote the Declaration. Is its modern descendent living up?
NPR Politics
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Edition · 9:00 PM UTC
Thursday, July 2, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: WATCH: U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro announces felony charge related to Reflecting Pool
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: Winners and losers of the NHL offseason include teams in big markets spending and improving
ABC News Politics
5h ago
Original: How crypto, real estate and watches added up for Trump last year
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Original: Goal of higher voter turnout remains elusive in California as changes have extended ballot counting
ABC News Politics
9h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: How Big Is ‘Love Island USA’? More Than 10 Million People Are Already on Its App
Wired
3h ago
Original: IQM, Europe’s first public quantum company, admits the future of the tech is uncertain
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: The best July 4th sales we found so far
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Jersey Mike’s IPO illustrates how bad the AI hype has become
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: A warning sign about AI’s real cost, courtesy of Google and Amazon
TechCrunch
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: WHO declares cruise-linked hantavirus outbreak officially over
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Original: Former Olympian indicted for allegedly vandalising Washington Reflecting Pool
BBC World
3h ago
Original: UK’s likely next leader Andy Burnham vows to fully fund defence plans
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Original: US attorney for DC announces charge against former Olympian canoeist after he reached into reflecting pool – live
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Trump administration aims to cut regulations on US commercial fishing
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: SpaceX panic sends AT&T stock to its worst week in years
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: ‘Minions’ movies have been runaway hits — but is ‘franchise fatigue’ finally setting in?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Retiring abroad sounds like a dream — what could go wrong? Actually, a lot.
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Why maxing out your 401(k) is a major financial mistake if you have credit-card and other punishing debt
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: ‘We are more likely to be living in poverty’: Social Security is a lifeline for women, so why are we ignored?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Anne Hathaway Quit ‘Knocked Up’ Over Graphic Birthing Scene, Says Seth Rogen: ‘She Felt That It Was Not Her Brand’
Variety
3h ago
Original: ‘Young Washington’ Director Jon Erwin Breaks Down Film’s Use of AI: Tech Made Production ‘Safer and More Affordable’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
3h ago
Original: Midjourney Seeks to Reveal Studios’ Use of AI in High-Stakes Copyright Battle
Variety
3h ago
Original: Streaming Ratings: ‘Love Island USA’ Has Its Biggest Premiere Week Ever
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: ‘Rhythm Heaven Groove’ Is Back After a Decade to Test Your Reflexes With Over 100 Games
Variety
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Rybakina produces dominant display to progress to third round
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Pubs allowed to stay open until 5am for England Mexico match
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Fery last Briton standing in Wimbledon singles
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: How a bad loss to France help reshape Colombia's W...
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Portugal ready to honor Diogo Jota as anniversary ...
ESPN
3h ago