Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, July 1, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Aliens Prefer Harvard, Naturally.
Original: White House picks Harvard professor with polarizing alien theories to lead new UFO council
PBS NewsHour Politics 5h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories