Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, June 30, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Bonded by Layoffs.
Original: 007 First Light’s developer lays off staff but claims its next franchise will continue
The Verge 3h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Thinspo Now Subsidized by Uncle Sam.
Original: Millions of Americans can get Medicare to cover GLP-1s for weight loss starting this week. Here’s how much it costs.
MarketWatch 3h ago
Debt’s a Feature, Not a Bug.
Original: I want to pay off $20,000 of credit-card debt in one year. Should I hire someone to negotiate my bill?
MarketWatch 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories