Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, June 30, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

War Budget: Now With Extra Steps.
Original: Defence secretary updating MPs after Starmer unveils extra £15bn for armed forces – UK politics live
The Guardian World 3h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Oz Got Worse. Now It’s Passable.
Original: David Wain and Ken Marino’s New ‘Sex Pass’ Movie is a ‘F-cked Up Retelling’ of ‘The Wizard of Oz’
Rolling Stone 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories