Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 PM UTC

Monday, June 29, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Sleep is a scam anyway.
Original: Buying a Mattress in 2026? We Tested 100+ and These Were the Standouts
Wired 2h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Retirement? Just another hustle.
Original: ‘I claimed Social Security at 62’: At 76, I’m working at Walmart. Why do I still owe payroll taxes?
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories