Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 AM UTC

Monday, June 29, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Louisiana Just Got Louder.
Original: U.S. Rep. Julia Letlow, endorsed by Trump, wins the GOP primary for Senate in Louisiana
PBS NewsHour Politics 14h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Kids Are Assets Now, Apparently.
Original: ‘Get your dirty hands off our kids’: fossil fuel industry’s presence in schools and sports clubs sparks concern
The Guardian World 3h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories